So I'm mostly not down with this clog trend. I will note that, in my eyes, a wooden heel does not a clog make. A clog is essentially a Croc with a wooden heel, amiright? Yes, yes I am.
Anyways, in the wooden heel stakes, a whole load of em are ugly things.
It occurred to me mere moments ago that if the criteria for being a clog is a wooden heel, I already own a pair - strappy brown leather sandals, as thrifted a couple of years ago...
The point of this ramble was as follows: £90 is a bit steep, but my clog-blindness was momentarily lifted when
these babies popped up on ASOS.
Look! See! Gawp! Gasp!
The wood heel/dome stud clog hallmark is there, sure, but it's like they bred with THOSE Opening Ceremony/Jeffery Campbell wedges with allll the buckles and this is the beautiful and chunky and tough baby.
Sidenote: I bought some buckle-y shoes - heels, not wedges - in that ilk in Matalan (!) the other day, and they are orangey/brown and amazing and were £14 and everyone was like "OMG WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES FROM ETC". Yeahboiii.